Bathroom Texter

There is a lady who works in the department across the hall from me who likes to text in the bathroom. It's so weird. A couple of weeks ago, I walked in and she was standing there texting by the sinks. Just a minute ago, I go in the bathroom and all I hear are the little tick, tick, tick of the plastic buttons being pressed. And I know it's her because I saw her walking to the bathroom from her office. The bathroom is right outside of my office. I just want to say to her, "Lady, this is a bathroom! This is where people pee and poop and this place smells funny...why do you want to stay in here and text? Is it really that important? Weirdo!" Obviously, I don't say this to her. Sometimes I really wish I had the balls to say what I think. Unfortunately, I'm a baby when it comes to those things. One day I'm really going to speak my mind...it might surprise some people what I think!